As one of my friends walks up to the table we were all sitting at she says, “Hey, Ethan is striping.”
Yep…he’d dropped his shorts and his undies and peed on the sidewalk.
It was really awkward. Not because he’d peed on the sidewalk (that was mostly funny, though he got a stern “talking to”). No…because what is the socially acceptable thing to do in this situation with the exposed urine?
Do you cover it with sand? (It was about 1 foot or less from the sand)
Do you dump water on it?
Do you leave it alone, exposed?
I finally decided to cover it with some sand. We all kept an eye on the kids, but luckily no one went in that general direction. I know sand is about one of the dirtest things around, but still, I’d rather not KNOW there is pee in my kids sand.
The best part of the excitement? When I asked Ethan WHY he had peed on the ground, he told me, “My daddy does it. He showed me how to pee on the sidewalk. He pees on the sidewalk a lot.” LOL…I better have a talking to with Mr. Bart.